warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via crunchwrapqueen)

lamelohan:

people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”image

(via crunchier)

hazeleyed1:

If I’ve ever crossed your mind in a sexual nature and you never thought to share this with me I will be offended.

(via titytwochainz)

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

image

(Source: greed, via ruinedchildhood)

me-la-pelas:

aztecpriincess:

666-papi:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

not sorry at all though

perfect

Wake you up with some head ♥️

(Source: tanyshark, via ahhriii)